DarkStar Radio

FINAL SHOW

2009-12-05T13:52:00.000-08:00

Sadly our final show is upon us. The show will end tonight, 12/5/09, at 8:30 pm. Podcasting updates will be soon, as long as other fun stuff to listen to.

-Mr. BlaK

LIVE BROADCAST FROM THE THUNDERDOME!

2009-10-03T15:05:00.000-07:00

We are doing a live broadcast from The Kibbie Dome on the University of Idaho campus as Colorado State comes to town to take on THEE University of Idaho Vandals. Watch us from the BlaK cam on here or at www.blogtv.com/People/darkstarradio or above and to the right. Listen to us here and on KUOI 89.3 FM Moscow or at www.kuoi.com/ GO VANDALS!

Web Clip of the Week S8S02

2009-10-03T15:03:00.003-07:00

In commemoration for our first sports broadcast, I present you with this video, check it at the 2:40 mark

And You Thought You Were Lonely S8S02

2009-10-03T15:03:00.001-07:00

Here are this week's personal ads:

To the Hot Guy at Priest Lake on the 4th of July - Woman for Man

Date: 2009-07-24, 1:17AM CDT

I have some interesting news. You are going to be a father, twice. I don't remember your name but I do remember your license plate number. I really hope you see this. You promised me that you would pull out, and clearly you didn't. You had brown hair and brown eyes, and had a very specific tattoo. My parents have kicked me out of the house, and I'm not making enough working at Waffle House. I was hoping that you could help me out. My car's not big enough for the three of us. If you are enough of a man to be responsible for your actions, contact me.

You hit me with your Prius Man for Woman

Date: 2009-07-25, 3:23PM PDT

Me - Bicyclist, heading to jury duty on 10th Street, Friday at 8:50am.
You - Prius driver, crossing over two lanes, hitting me with your car and speeding away.

I was hoping we could catch up for a cup of coffee, so I could get your views on the environment, and strangle you.

what u see is what u get Woman for Man

Date: 2009-06-30, 9:32PM JT

My Title sounds interesting isn't it? Ok here we go...what you see is what you get only if you can meet my demand.

1. you should be able to give a baby

2. your choice donate your sperm or enseminate

3. you must be clean as I don't want any STD

4. you must be handsome as i only want your baby and nothing more. ( I don't believe or I don't have faith in relationship anymore if you may wonder).

5. you must be 28-45 years old!

6. Don't message me if you are looking for JAPANESE! because i'm not!

Ok, anyone likes my demand then hit me back. Anyone who oppose this demand then sit back your ass and mind your own business!

Jobs for a Broken Economy Season 8 Show 2

2009-10-03T15:02:00.005-07:00

Here are our newest job listing to help you over come those bad economy blues:

i need help moving my chickens

Date: 2009-07-26, 11:04PM CDT

I have approximately 1,243 chickens that need to be transported, i began my journey with my mini van but just was not working out, too many trips and too much shit and feathers, and with no ac it makes it very difficult when constantly tempted to roll the windows down, and because doing it all by hand i have lost 1 out of 4 chickens with my first 3 trips. if you have reasonable transportation for this chicken operation plz let me know. thank you.

-Matt

Wanted: Taxidermist who watches a lot of Kung Fu

Date: 2009-05-26, 5:37PM MST

I am looking to hire someone with the means to obtain and stuff animals in fashions I choose, which will be Kung Fu for now. When I was younger I convinced a friend of mines dad to create two squirrels Kung Fu fighting. I still think about it from time to time and have decided to get my own Kung Fu animals, I understand this is a bizarre request. Serious inquiries only, please E-Mail me the species of animals you commonly hunt or can obtain and your rate for taxidermy of each in various Kung Fu poses. Mounting preferred. Once again I feel I must state this is serious. If you can show any of your previous work it will probably give you an edge on the competition. Please respond via/e-mail. Thank you.

Full time office Girl and Spanking Star wanted

Date: 2009-04-24, 7:31AM PDT

Future Spanking Star Wanted!!! Have you always wanted to be a Model and or Star in your own spanking site? This is your chance! We are looking for a "girl" between the ages of 20 and 40 to be the Star and Spokes Model for our New Spanking Site.

This job is also for a FULL time "Girl Friday" to would out of our offices in Fullerton. You would be overseeing our Spanking Stuff site and doing customer service for that site along with general office work.

We host over 20 spanking sites and have been in business over 10 years.

This site will be all about spanking in the 1950's. Mostly Domestic Discipline but perhaps more. Both Husbands and Wife's, Boyfriends and Girlfriends and Sons and Daughters will be spanked, and soundly too.

We will be shooting in 1950's set and in 1950's outfit. You should live in the LA area or be willing to relocate. We are looking for a full time Girl to work out of our offices in Fullerton, Orange County Calif. You would be overseeing our site as a part of your job.

Some travel to shoots and to spanking parties might be required.

You might be able to live in or live out. A collage student might be ok too.

Non Sexual but a bare bottom spanking is required at times.

Excellent money, lots of fun and a very red bottom goes along with the job. (you must be willing to spank and be spanked long and even perhaps hard for both jobs)

Please write Sasha at oldfashionspanking@aol.com for more information. Please give us your "spanking" background and send us a number of photos along with a photo of your "assets".

We feel you should be able to make from $40,000 to $50,000 the first year from both jobs. Office work and Modeling.

Thanks for reading..

Our Stamp of Approval Season 8 Show 2

2009-10-03T15:02:00.003-07:00

This week's website stamp of approval goes to peopleofwalmart.com/

If you have never had a chance to check it out, here is a taste of its goodness:

Our other stamp of approval goes to Fox's new show "Glee". Based around a high school Glee Club, the characters and singing are just awkward and colorful enough to keep you coming back.

Season 8 Show 2 Headlines

2009-10-03T15:02:00.001-07:00

Here are the headlines from this show:

Pope Fights Spider

Kuala Lumpur opted not to put a ring on it

Robbery based on Michael Bay wet dream leaves Swedish police amazed

Web Clip of the Week S8S01

2009-09-23T15:48:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it is best to look before you leap, especially if the chance of busting your face on a tuba is present.

And You Thought You Were Lonely S8S01

2009-09-23T15:35:00.000-07:00

Here are this week's sad sad listings

You stabbed me, took my gold, and I fell in love - m4w

Date: 2009-06-16, 2:49PM EDT

Last night, I was strolling back towards town to sell all the junk I'd picked up for from leveling and I met you. I was the level 9 Magician, letting my guard down as I neared the safety of the town gates and guards. You were the level 43 assassin who killed me in one hit, inches from safety, then took my gold. You have long green hair and a dagger of ogre slaying (no offense taken). You took my gold, stayed with my body for a second, then blinked a few feet away and continued running. The moment was short, and was also probably just lag, but it was the most meaningful one I've had so far. Find me in game, I'll wait outside town. And don't worry, I don't need the gold back, just you.

A three point presentation on why Amanda would make the best GF ever. - w4m

Date: 2009-06-26, 12:42PM EDT

In the fine spirit of camaraderie, I want to introduce everyone to your dream girl: Amanda. She is bangin, basically in every way. I would totally rail her myself, but I�m also a girl and we�re not into that. Well, maybe, but there would have to be a dude involved. A very hot dude. But, I digress�

So Amanda. She is gorgeous, tall, and brunette, in crazy amazing shape�runs every day. She is fun and funny and totally adorable, but for some reason she isn�t getting it on the regular. I have no idea why; she should be rolling five deep.

Being the children of corporate America that we are, I thought the best way to appeal to our target demographic is through a 3-point presentation on why she would make the best girlfriend ever. In the interest of time and efficiency, there is a conclusion statement at the bottom of each point that summarizes the key themes of the post.

If you are smart, funny and successful, between the ages of 24 and 32, I strongly encourage you to seriously consider the following:

1) Low Maintenance.
You want to go out with your dudes? She is cool with that. You want to split the check? She is cool with that. You want to wear gross old sweat pants and not shower for days? She is probably not ok with that, but we all have standards. Personal hygiene is one of them.

She loves drinking beer, singing karaoke, watching movies like the hangover, playing wii and tequila shots. Super chill doesn�t even begin to describe her temperament. She will bake you cookies all the time.

Conclusion: As long as you shower, you can hang out with your friends and drink beer whenever you want. Also, she is not crazy.

2) Sexual Relations.
She is down always. All the time. In the garden or in the dirt. You can do it in the pouring rain, runnin the train when it's hot or cold out How 'bout in the library on top of books? But you can�t be too loud.

I thought there was no better way to get the point across then with some Luda.

Conclusion: You will get to bone. A lot.

3) Smart & Hot & Funny: Whole Package
There are few ladies who are so accomplished, and do it with such polish (including slant rhymes). Mandy is the type of girl that your friends would tell you is way too good for you, and then hit on her behind your back. But never fear, she will politely decline their bold offers because she only has eyes for you. <- Precious.

She can quote dirty movies, talk like a sailor (when appropriate, of course) and wrestle a crocodile with one hand, all while looking fabulous. Intimidating as it may seem to be with someone who is basically perfect, she still has a few flaws to keep you interested, as in: she cannot speak French and she sometimes falls down. Other than that, I can think of nothing.

Conclusion: She is bangin.

If this sounds like the lady for you, please shoot me an email and I will put you through the vetting process.

Xoxo.

Threesome with my Realdoll - mw4m

Date: 2009-05-17, 8:51PM EDT

If you don�t know what a Realdoll is, either look it up or you should probably just move on. For those that are aware, I�ll give you the stats on my girl: Gabrielle has a Face 16, Body 5, she is about 4�10�, lighter skin tone, black hair, trimmed pubic hair, and 32 E breasts. She is a hottie in every sense of the word.

If you are serious about this, we would like to hear from you. You must be respectful of both Gabrielle and myself. Neither of us have ever had a threesome before, so this will be new to both of us. Also, she isn�t the most cooperative girl as far as positioning goes � although she is tiny, she is quite heavy. Perhaps with another guy present, it would open up additional possibilities. I�m not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome. She has several outfits she could wear for us.

Jobs for a Broken Economy Season 8 Show 1

2009-09-23T15:32:00.000-07:00

Having trouble finding a job? Well here are a few listing that might interest you:

Brain Surgery Intern

Date: 2009-07-16, 3:47PM EDT

Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way to build up your resume by networking with others who need free surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID surgeries!

If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.
Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a copy of your MCAT scores.
Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car.

Personal Texting Assistant

Date: 2009-06-23, 11:39PM EDT

Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties -

replies
deleting texts
alerting of new texts
reading texts
filtering text

I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.

Cabana Boy NEEDED - Start ASAP

Date: 2009-05-22, 2:45PM PDT

In general... on hot days like these we need some support while we relax out in the sun...

Job Duties and Requirements:

-Must be able to operate a blender
-Must be experience with working iPod's
-Good with oil and sunscreen
-Must wear uniform
-Must enjoy sun and water
-Hand grape feedings necessary
-Be willing work at moments notice

This is an excellent position for anyone that needs to get a little Vitamin D and enjoy some sexy ladies' company. This is a non-paid internship, but the perks are excellent: drinks, company and laughs! Please send picture and measurements (don't be disgusting!). SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

Our Stamp of Approval Season 8 Show 1

2009-09-23T15:29:00.001-07:00

This show's stamp of approval goes to Grooveshark.com and this following message that was left on Craigslist.

-I'm sorry I wasn't able to stop and chat --- I was in such a rush to do my errands --- but you too seemed to be in a giant rush to run inside and grab your extra-whip venti white chocolate mocha. You were in such a hurry that even after your friend pointed out how close your cig came to burning my face, you didn't have time to say "sorry" or "excuse me." Anyway, I just wanted to write to let you know how much I love it when Big Beautiful Women wear pajama pants/tee-shirt ensembles out in public. It conveys a postmodern "I've totally given up on life" attitude that so many men find intoxicating. Additionally, your hair was exquisite. I can tell that your life is so full of fun and adventure that you don't even have time to buy a bottle of Prell, but there's nothing more exciting than a woman on the go.

Listen, I'm sure you have far too many male suitors for you to even consider reading Craigslist missed connections, but on the off chance that you see this and you haven't been felled by heart disease or any of the myriad cancers you're courting ... I'd love to take you and your slightly less-hot friend to dinner. We'll have all the things you love! I envision beginning with some wings, then moving on to a few chicken parms, some buckets of General Tso's, even more buckets of the Colonel's extra-crispy, a jalapeno-popper palate cleanser, followed by approximately 27 stuffed-crust pizzas, as many McDonald's #2 value meals as you can eat before you get bored, and finally a jaunt to Cheesecake Factory for dessert. And at the end of the night, if you're still hungry (no doubt about that) and feeling in the mood (fingers crossed!), we can end with some edible underwear and a Colt 45 fountain.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Season 8 Show 1 Headlines

2009-09-23T15:12:00.000-07:00

Here are this show's headlines

Fla. boaters urged to look out for missing robot

Deputies breaking for cup of Joe spot suspects

Thirsty Fla. woman accused of stealing change

OUR SEASON BEGINS TONIGHT!

2009-09-19T18:14:00.000-07:00

Our season begins at 6:30 pm tonight! Be sure to listen! You can also talk to us in the chat room on the side!

WE ARE BACK!

2009-09-03T20:55:00.001-07:00

Hey everybody, just to let you know, we are officially back on the air THIS WEEKEND, September 19th, 2009! You can listen to the show above or at http://kuoi.com/index.html. It will be the greastest thing on earth.

Signed,

Mr. BlaK

New Logos

2009-08-04T16:41:00.001-07:00

I am working on some new logos for the show and here is the first one

O Hey Everybody

2009-07-31T17:31:00.000-07:00

The new season will be coming soon, expect it in early September/late August. I am still working with a new host to get all the podcasts back up. Until then, enjoy some music:

Long Overdue Update

2009-06-03T13:02:00.001-07:00

Hey everybody, due to the craziness of the last semester, the show's website was getting updated as frequently as I would of liked, so I will update you.

1. The show is still tentatively scheduled to come back to KUOI in the fall at our new time of 6:30 pm to 8:30 pm on Saturday afternoons.

2. The podcast is on a bit of a break because of problems we had with our host, so once that is figured out, I am hoping to make ALL of our podcasts going back to 2007 available for download. Also we will try to record a few summer podcasts via Skype, those being uncensored.

3. The biggest news we have is that The University of Idaho student news paper The Argonaut named us the best KUOI show of 2009. We all knew it was going to happen, but ya know, it had to be made official.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

Mr. BlaK
Host of "DarkStar Radio"

and here is a video to make you feel good

Web Clip of the Week

2009-03-02T01:25:00.000-08:00

This week's clip is our reaction to finding out, we are indeed, not the father.

Season 7's First Three Weeks of "And You Thought You Were Lonely" (Part 2)

2009-03-02T01:11:00.000-08:00

Here are the ads for the start of the 7th Season, vote for your "favorite" ad:

Does helping me lose my virginity sound like your idea of fun?
No Age
Man for Woman ad
Listed in Moscow

I'm tired of waiting for my first time to just happen on its own, so I thought I'd see if craigslist had an attractive woman around my age (18-24) who wants to help me lose my virginity. I am in good shape and consider myself to be an attractive guy, I am just too shy and probably too picky to get myself laid. If you want to help or if you are a female virgin with the same problem, send me an email with a few pictures of yourself and we can go from there.

Valentines 3-way
19 yrs old
Woman for Woman ad
Listed in WSU

I'm looking for a girl to surprise my boyfriend with on valentines day. I want him to walk in on us playing and just sit and watch. If any sex does happen, it will be between he and I...unless you really want some. Then maybe I can share ;).

Oh, very important: NO MEN!!! He's not into guys and I'm not into other guys (what part of boyfriend did you not get?)

me: 5-4, 19, thin, experienced with girls.
him: 6-2, 20, muscular, a nice 8 inches.
you: fit, have picture so I know you're not a man.

Need to Talk
33 yrs old
Woman for Man ad
Listed in Pullman

Are you someone that likes to talk..Are you a man that has a little weight on yea but don't think that any one will like you cause of a spare tire well let me tell you I do I think that it is sexy. I am an average kinda girl that likes the average joes. I love a great personality and someone that can make me laugh. A job is a must cause I am tired of supporting men that think they met a sugar mamma. I like to be treated as a lady.. If this is you then please resond.

I want to make a big one cum
24 yrs old
Woman for Man ad
Listed in Moscow

Hi. I have never done a BJ to completion! My GF and I have been talking about this. I want a big dick and I want to get it off! Just one guy. The best man wins. The more pics you send the better. I would also like to see a pic of you cumming so I know what I'm getting myself into. As for me, I'm cute, past the shoulder brown hair, 5'-4", maybe 10 pounds over weight. My GF will be there watching for protection. Neither of us will get naked or have sex!! If I don't write you back, you didn't make the cut so don't get all pissy with me! I will not host. Either a secluded but public place, or you buy a hotel room.

Chronic Morning Wood, be my cup of coffee
21 yrs old
Man for Woman ad
Listed in Moscow

Title says it all. Good looking. Great Stamina. Modest, but I've got a nice tool and know how to use it. Just looking for a little release, I bet you understand. Everyone in Moscow is all about getting wasted and having drunk sex. I find and I think you will too that I'm better sober, attentive, and always up and harder than a cinderblock the second I see morning light. Want me to show you how good morning sex can be? Wake me up with my dick in your mouth, and I will make you cum til you fall back to sleep. Try and tell me that's not enticing.

Jazz Fest Fling This Week...
No Age
Man for Woman ad
Listed in UI

I'm not a bot. Seriously.

I want to wipe away the stress of working the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival, so if any of you ladies are willing to provide and host, I'll be down to come hang out. no strings, no drama, no phonecall afterward unless the sex or even just chilling is real good. Not looking for a relationship, just a destressor. I know midterms are coming up for you as well, so let me know if you have some free time since some classes are cancelled because of the jazz fest.

Send me a pic... And I'll send you one back!